SEAN PAUL CAN’T KEEP AN ERECTION FOR 1 MINUTE?

A jilted lover is suing Grammy Award-winning reggae artist Sean Paul in New York for $80 million — and taking intimate revenge in the process — claiming he had her illegally deported from Jamaica and drove her to attempt suicide. Susanne Persson, a busty blonde from Sweden, said Paul “bribed Jamaican police”to oust her from the country in June 2010, the suit claims. The documents, filed in Manhattan Supreme Court, include an illustrated, self-written, 120- page tell-all that promises on its cover to allegedly expose:

“The Truth About Sean Paul’s Cocaine Dealings, Lies, Murders and Erection Problems.”

The work, titled “Irie Jamboree: My life in Jamaica as a jet set slave with the enormous secret of a love affair with Jamaica’s perhaps most well known Dancehall Artist,” has a childishly hand-drawn cover depicting Persson in a blue sari and Paul with his signature Mohawk.

“Ever since [Paul] started using cocaine regularly, he has had severe erection problems. If it lasts one minute, it is a good day,”

Persson alleges in the 11-chapter work, which she submitted as a supporting document to her self-filed lawsuit.